There's Something About Mary: Mary Rambin is the Dr. Phil of Blogging

Dear Mary Rambin, You are STILL retarded.

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DEAR READERS,

I’ve lived in Houston (womp) and LA (womp) and now that I live in Manhattan, I have to pretend I take (zomg!) public transportation and go to things I read about online concerning fashion!!!!!!! I design bags that look like cow udders, loooove cookies and juice fasts, and I SPIN! Also - Julia, hair extensions, MY MOM’S STORE!, Charlotte Russe, readers… buy me things!!!!

LOVE - MARY