DAILY SCARY OF MARY: FIRST EDITION V2.0

Scary Mary fits in well here.

henryeatspeople:

This bitch’s milkshake is bringin’ ALL the boys to the yard.

(sorry, couldn’t resist)

US:

Our edit on the way…

DAILY SCARY OF MARY: FIRST EDITION

frangry:

Daily dose of Moss, forget the stock market edition.

US:

In honor of Frangry… no. Inspired by Frangry and her “Daily dose of Moss”, I think I should implement a “Daily Scary of Mary”. First installment coming momentarily.

God, who cares.
(via frangry)

US:

No shit. So far this site has accomplished absolutely nothing outside of giving me fodder for mockery. I can’t believe anyone actually turns to Mary’s blog for fashion tips, Meghan’s blog for the latest in technology news, or Julia for dating tips. This is ridic. They would be better off just acting like normal girls, not self-proclaimed (delusional) “experts” at anything other than f*****g their way to the low middle.

Lip Dub: Supermodel from NonSociety on Vimeo.

juliaallison:

Let’s start off your Tuesday morning with a bit o classic RuPaul, shall we?

This lipdub, adeptly shot & edited by the talented Jim Zunt, took place on the final day of Fashion Week.

I actually convinced them to let me film it in the biggest runway space in the Tents about 30 minutes before one of the last shows was about to start. I snuck around backstage, climbed up to the sound booth and begged them to let me play RuPaul over the loud speakers. I have NO IDEA why they let me, other than acting as if you’re supposed to be there is definitely 85% of the battle.

If I could do it over again, I would have asked celebs and models all week long to mouth the words, but as it was, I only had two hours to film the entire thing, which didn’t give me a lot of options.

Next Fashion Week, we’ll do a FULL OUT reprise. Until then, enjoy this teaser.

maryrambin:

I LOVE THIS!!!!

I’m not sure which was more fun, participating in the lip dub (which was difficult as I didn’t know ANY of the words), or watching JA in her element getting everyone enthused and involved.

DEFINITELY JULES!

I can’t wait for the next one. I will be more prepared. Any suggestions? What should we dub?

(Be very happy we’re not actually singing!!)

US:

I’d rather claw out my eyes then watch Mary Rambin dancing around like someone with some kind of debilitating disorder in a fucking animal carcass. How humiliating. Are dead animals “in”, you fucking freak? What if someone skinned your precious Mason and then danced around in his skin? I hate you.

maryrambin:

SPRING 2009 SHOWS ABROAD

As you know, spring fashion only begins in NYC with the little people. Afterwards, jettsetting fashionistas, editors, and buyers head overseas to Paris and Milan to gaze upon the spectacle the big boys bring to the table. (Above: Dolce and Gabbana’s Pajama Baroque)

For the latest from the runway, check out the coverage and slide show on WWD.com. Even after the redesign, Style.com is still stuck in the dark ages of the Internet.

One of these days…..I’ll be there. Writing for you and shopping for me :)

US:

When hell freezes over that’ll happen.

maryrambin:

A final note. Issa, which was showing in London (obviously), was a complete disappointment. I can usually count on Issa for a sexy, fitted silhouette with a mature pattern for a sophisticated evening look. What the hell happened?????!

US:

You’re a fucking idiot. That look is stunning. You have NO taste.

maryrambin:

I’m so BUSTED!!!! I just got an email from a reader saying:

“Oh come on. It is at this time that we want to see the picture of what the real Mary looks like after she has slipped out of one of her Gustavo Cadile Supergirl outfits and slipped on the Uggs. Instead we get “healthy” cookies??”

You’re right! So this is me RIGHT NOW. After my shower, no makeup, no hair dryer, and a robe wrapped around me (this is completely honest.)

US:

This is “completely honest”? Then that’s disturbing. Do you really sit at home and cover your face with laughter? Poser. So effing contrived. Cover the rest of it, please.

A picture of Mary next to an example of her “ideal weight”.

You posted this, so I assume you actually think this an attractive picture. Wow. I wonder what the taxi driver was thinking when he saw this sick display of deluded vanity in the back of his car.

maryrambin:

As a throw back to my elaborate dinner parties in LA, I thought I would jazz up the meal I threw together tonight to wine and dine my Jules. Nothing special, no big deal, just a simple dinner at 8, spiced up with real napkins and bows. Goodness I miss my dining table, china, fresh flowers, linens, and playing hostess :(

Anyway, dinner is supposed to be 8ish. It’s 8:30 now….

US:

Those are honestly and truly the UGLIEST dishes and the weakest table setting in general I have ever seen. I mean, Bed Bath and Beyond even has some “classic” (read: boring and typical Mary) dishes “for cheap”. Style blogger my ass. Did your dishes come from Encore too? lol, ew.

Your hair looks like shit. And from what I can see of the top of that dress it looks like an mid 90’s nightmare. Fug.

maryrambin:

Shot another exciting episode of The Weekly Riff at Fuse today. During a lovely debate about George Clooney, I said that he should definitely go back to ER…and he could go “F his bitches in Komo later.” Oops!!! Second most exciting part: Schwenker’s mohawk which he styles with Elmer’s glue. He’s hysterical! You can hear his jokes as he DJ’s for KROQ.

US:

Yet another public example of Mary’s gutter mouth and ignorance.

maryrambin:

Waiting for Julia….35 minutes and counting. Definitely enough time for a cat nap.

US:

God forbid you and your cohort there use your own brains and figure out something intelligent and useful to do with that time. What would either of you be without Julia?

maryrambin:

Ummm….what? the? hell?

Alex McCord. Desperate for publicity??? Yikes. She was walking around the Partere lounge and the socialites were trying not to gawk.

Gawker, on the other hand, had no problem slamming her for this faux pas today.

US:

She looks more like your sister than your own sister. For reals, you guys are a match made in fug heaven.

maryrambin:

The family took the dogs for a morning stroll. Mason did his business then was over the whole walking thing. He jumped right into Darrin’s arms. D is Mason’s favorite.

US:

Look everyone, my dog shit.

Scintillating.

Unbearable Heaviness of Being: Mary Rambin Has a Bulge
Thank you to the dear reader who brought this to my attention!

Mary Rambin is proof positive that you just cannot buy style or taste. Or class. Or brains. Oh my, this post could get long.