Oh Leven, is Daddy paying you to hang out with your HALF-sister?
(via noninsanity)

They are HALF SISTERS! Well that makes so much more sense! Obviously the good looking parent is the one they do NOT share.

Overshares:
Mary Rambin Videoblogs Her Colonic

An oldie but goodie, for the archives.

beverlyhasablog:

Until you can control your sudden, uncontrollable runway-blogging infatuation, I am forced to unfollow you. Maybe one day when you have regained some self control, and Fashion Week is long gone, I might think of following you again.

But until then, I bid you adieu.

xo beverlyhasablog

maryrambin:

One topic I didn’t write about much this week - the restaurants I visited. Per a reader’s request for more food commentary, here are my comments on the four places I indulged at this week: Le Cirque, Babbo, Morimoto, and Sapporo East.

This experience was my first at Le Cirque. I walked into a wine bar full of banker douchebags and women who were impeccably dressed. I mean, dressed to a T, I wouldn’t change a thing. If you’re looking to pick up a wealthy, arrogant rich guy, this would be the bar to grab a drink. Just make sure you’re wearing something spectacular, otherwise, you’ll get eaten alive.

In the restaurant, the atmosphere is a little corporate and stuffy, but everyone seemed to be enjoying their group’s conversation. As for the food…The new chef Christophe Bellana did not disappoint me. I ordered the cod wrapped in crispy potatoes (which I later learned is a Daniel Boulud dish) that was perfectly prepared. To finish I ordered the chocolate souffle. WRONG CHOICE. Thank goodness my friend ordered the chocolate fondant which was gooey and spectacular.

Here’s what I would suggest Le Cirque for:

• A celebration with a group
• A man trying to impress his date
• Corporate dinner with clients you can expense
• Wine lovers who enjoy paring their favorite vintages with sliders
• Golddiggers looking to take a trip sometime soon

juliaallison:

Golddiggers looking to take a trip sometime soon.” HA! Mary Rambin nails it again.
Would that Frank Bruni were as service-y!

tinytomato:

Unfortunately, I’m reading “American Psycho” right now, and this blog just fits in too much. I’m practically waiting for the next blog to describe something terrifically gruesome and disgusting with electricity and nail scissors.

Hm. I wonder if Patrick Bateman would blog?

soupsoup:

Desean Jackson could possibly be the dumbest person alive, other than Mary Rambin.

maryrambin:

This sucks.

Last minute trip to LA. I can tolerate the seat. But the trip home, my fingers are crossed for something more comfortable. (Almost a lost cause, I’m flying American.)

On another note: I hate that I helped to promote the fabulousness of Virgin. One way or another, people found out, and now their rates have doubled. Poop.

noninsanity:

Aw, I’m sorry, did Daddy not put enough money in your bank account to buy designer shoes AND fly first class to LA (last minute)?

Are you serious?

Yes, granted, flying in the middle seat on a long plane ride sucks. Airports suck. The whole 9-11 thing really threw us all for a loop…..

But, YOU DON’T DO HAVE A JOB! YOU DO NOTHING AND NOW YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS?!

Rewind: you and JA had to suffer through New York Fashion Week. Yeah, it must SUCK for a self-proclaimed stylist to sit through Fashion Week. Terrible. Horrible. Worst thing ever. It also appears as though you went to some of the BEST restaurants in New York City (and no one thinks you paid a single cent for any of those meals). And then you had a fashion shoot (sidenote: in which you weren’t the stylist). After a grueling week of sitting through fashion shows (which are pretty short), dining at amazing restaurants, getting your picture taken, CLEARLY time for a vacation.

Oh yeah, the rates for Virgin went up because of your tireless promotion on their behalf. The rising cost of jet engine fuel, the recession and Homeland Security regulations have nothing to do with the price of airfare going up. It’s all Mary Rambin’s fault: self important party of one.

Why am I so mean? BECAUSE YOU POSTED THE FINALISTS FOR PROJECT RUNWAY ON YOUR BLOG WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A WARNING THAT IT CONTAINED A SPOILER. But I guess someone of your level of success wouldn’t watch Project Runway as you already have an incredibly successful handbag line.

Wow, blogging is so exhausting. I can understand why you girls are so tired all the time. Maybe I should quit my 6 figure job that requires an advanced degree and become a professional blogger. Oh wait, it’s because I don’t have my parents sending me checks every week. I would say trust fund, but you probably spent yours on your fabulous education from USC (degree in television production, I wonder what the curve is in those classes) and shoes. Lots and lots of designer shoes.

So excited that Leven is back! Maybe she can steal one of your boyfriends now to make things even between you and JA.

US:

Dear noninsanity,

I love you.

Love Always…

A present for Mary Rambin!

(via noninsanity)

US:

More LOL’s. Yes Mary you are SO LOVED by all your “fans”. 95% of your reblogs can’t be wrong.

Brazen bovine running on the streets in Queens

e2tothe2ndpwr:

What was Mary Rambin doing in Queens?

US:

LOL

frangry:

Im sorry, but it’s so awesome how Julia Allison and Mary Rambin have both dissed each other in the last day. The fight is coming..I am calling it. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, those two are going to combust, and Meghan Asha is going to be stuck in the middle…

beverlyhasablog:

I’m counting down the days.

US:

Anyone care to throw down on a pool? I’ve said this before… I think we should do it. Could be pretty profitable.

Hmm. Where do we go with this?

“In terms of the world around us, let’s be honest here, no one knows what the hell is going on. We are in the midst of an economic crisis and are forced to choose between the lesser of two devils to lead us out of it. This election, I’m up in the air to be honest with you. The bail out, I can’t tell you how to deal with it. This isn’t what I know. Of course I have an opinion, but I’m not sharing that with you.”

I mean, if you’re going to do a whole post about how you’re going to change your approach, and start keeping it real, shouldn’t you, um, deliver? You can’t tell us that the whole problem you’ve had so far is that you’re not being yourself, and then say that you’re not going to tell us what you feel about this whole crisis we’re in.

http://markcoatney.tumblr.com/post/53004653/ive-come-to-a-realization

maryrambin:

When I first began writing my blog, I was more….myself. I was straightforward and sassy, witty….and now I feel like I’m trying not to offend people. Honestly, the rebloggers and critics have gotten to me. I’m just not used to it.

But you know what…I’m bored, and I think you are too.

Two days ago, I read a post from Colin Whats-his-name, the pretentious event planner, and I just wanted to throw up after reading about his “particularly long week” and “reasons to celebrate” with his “nearest and dearest.”

Julia turned to me and said, “You know what bunny, you sound like that sometimes.”

My repsonse, “I know and I hate it.”

US:

Uh oh we better “watch out!”, LOL.

Scary is trying to make us think she WASN’T being herself all this time. Right. Okay, nice spin but bitch please.

“So, I’m going to be me. And for those of you who are looking for something deep, that’s not what I’m here to do.”

Obviously.

“I’m an escapist. If it hurts or is too challenging, I leave, I avoid. “

Oh Mary, please don’t TEASE US SO! Go with your gut. Bail before you ruin any chance you have of being taken seriously EVER in life.

“In terms of the world around us, let’s be honest here, no one knows what the hell is going on.”

Just because YOU are oblivious doesn’t mean the rest of us are. If you (or any of the girls really) bothered to read what the rest of us lowly non-microcelebretards post, there are TONS of aware people posting about things that matter. “Deep” things. But you only reblog yourselves because it’s all part of your plan.

You are just another fucking brick in the wall, bitch. Do you even GET that reference? Doubtful.

So, I’m going to be me. And for those of you who are looking for something deep, that’s not what I’m here to do. I don’t claim to have the absolute answer to what life means, or even what you should wear.

I’m an escapist. If it hurts or is too challenging, I leave, I avoid. This is the first time in my life I’m dealing with issues life sends my way. Hell yes I’m scared. I’ve been an entreprenuer for 4 years, and let me tell you, I have wanted to bail out many times and surrender to the security of corporate America.

In terms of the world around us, let’s be honest here, no one knows what the hell is going on. We are in the midst of an economic crisis and are forced to choose between the lesser of two devils to lead us out of it. This election, I’m up in the air to be honest with you. The bail out, I can’t tell you how to deal with it. This isn’t what I know. Of course I have an opinion, but I’m not sharing that with you.

I hope you find a smile while you read my posts in the midst of all of this chaos. Possibly where you can find an affordable blazer or the perfect mascara. Whatever!!!

The girls and I have put together a fantastic outlet for you to come and enjoy our fun experiences, learn from them, and incorporate our successes and mistakes into your own lives. Whether it’s makeup or men, we want to offer you more than just a review.

So, I’m going back to me. No restraint, watch out. Maybe I should put a Rated R stamp on the top of my site. I have quite the potty mouth.

NIGHT!

maryrambin:

Pain.ful. More of a mental challene than a physical one because i just hate this damn thing. My body is so accustomed to spinning so I have to change up my cardio to stay in shape.

US:

Who cares? And who the fuck sits there taking pics of themselves AS they work out? This is about as genuine as the pics you take of yourself “sleeping”.

Girl Talk

maryrambin:

Getting a color boost from Rafael. He does THE BEST blonde highlinghts . In a couple of weeks, he starts working at John Frieda. If you live in Houston, he comes back once a month and works from Tranquility Salon on Post Oak. He leaves tomorrow, so if your hair could use a little rejuvination, go see Rafael. Tip for getting highlights or color: always go with your hair dirty. It’s easier for the stylist to grab and the grease protects your scalp.

US:

Considering your hair always looks fried, dry, brittle, frizzy and you throw it in a bun, I don’t think it’s fair for you to ruin this man’s reputation by posting that he is the one who makes it that way. He’s probably a great stylist, let the man do his thing without being tainted by YOU.

maryrambin:

AHHHHHHH!

This is all I have :(

US:

It really is.

georgiegirlnyc:

Dear Mary,

I need help!! I bought a silk scarf from Banana Republic (50% off) today but I have no idea how to wear it. I tried a few different ideas below but I don’t think the ‘flight attendant’ or the ’60s chick’ is quite my thing. Style advice needed!

Thank you!

G

xx

maryrambin:

G,

I’m going to be honest with you. I’m not a fan of the scarf. It’s not because you found it in the sale bin. There are a lot of fun finds in the clearance section.

BUT, you are so much trendier than this scarf. This scarf belongs on suburban mommies….wait…I know plenty of trendy mommies. It just doesn’t work (nor did it for the summer). You saw for yourself by tying it many different ways. I applaud your effort for thinking outside of the box.

Scarves for fall are knits, fur, faux fur, cashmere, or velvet. Paisley was last fall so put those away. Plaids are still hot (remember “Country Chic”). Silk is reserved for summer and old ladies.

Sorry G. My advice: return or burn.

US:

G,

Don’t burn what you just paid good money for. Unlike Mary, most of us don’t have obese Sugar Daddies to take care of us. If she had ANY fashion sense at all, even if she doesn’t like the pattern she can still give tips on different methods of wearing scarves. It’ not the scarf, G, it’s that she doesn’t seem to know her ass from her mouth.

Try tying it to the handles of a purse as a fun coordinating accent rather than wearing on your actual body. You obviously liked the pattern or you wouldn’t have bought it, but Mary seems to think it’s a bright idea to keep dissing the few readers who bother to write to her.

maryrambin:

Whether Krystal a it or understands it, she now has a Twitter account. Follow her @krystalk. Side note: love her scarf. It’s Forever 21. Nice find K.

US:

Nice find? That scarf has been seen on every broke wanna-be hipster for the past 3 months.

maryrambin:

Tonight I’m off to New York’s Funniest Reporter stand up comedy contest at Gotham Comedy Club (208 W 23rd between 7th and 8th).

I was invited to participate a few months ago, but….I was scared!!! Stand up is NOT easy. Writing a cohesive set of jokes that actually makes people laugh, holy shit that’s hard. Next year, I’m going for it. After a little guidance from a couple professionals and some practice, I think I could make you giggle. If not, I’ll just strip. That is sure to get a laugh. HAHA.

(Side note: I used to date a comedian, I find them incredibly sexy. Kinda like a musician performing fetish I guess. If you can find one that’s actually sexy, now that’s a keeper. But most of them have to rely on their talents to get laid.)

Oh right, my Head to Toe:

• Huit Huit scarf
• Mossimo knit top with Yummie Tummie cami underneath
• Purple Blank jeans from Intermix
• Manolos (I considered booties, but these looked too good, despite the fact it’s a Sunday)
• And introducing one of my two new winter jackets, a YSL short hooded trench. A major find on the clearance rack this summer. It was a steal! Get accustomed to it, you’ll be seeing it often.

US:

Another “head to toe” that’s just GOT to go. This does NOT LOOK GOOD AT ALL. Do you own a mirror? For real. I’m down to pitch in towards one for you.