There's Something About Mary: Mary Rambin is the Dr. Phil of Blogging

maryrambin:

I blogged this one the other day which we all got a kick out of.

The ad here would read: “You don’t want me, look at that cracked out white bitch.” or “Fashion police, you’re after the wrong girl.”

I don’t know, have your way with it. Gotta jump in the shower.

US:

Mary your feeble attempts at making jokes out of the things that “got to you” are as transparent as you’ve already admitted you are. It’s pathetic really.