There's Something About Mary: Mary Rambin is the Dr. Phil of Blogging

maryrambin:

LOUNGE HARD OR GO HOME

(love this picture, it’s like I told everyone to be silly.)

Welcome to The Stork, LA’s hottest new night lounge (night clubs are so 2002). Uber exclusive, the restaurant will only let you in if you are referred for a reservation. Sounds pretentious, it is, but that’s what make a night lounge fabulous.

Holding court in the far back corner for her birthday celebration is Ashely Simpson with cutie pie Pete Wentz, sister Jess, and of course Dad is in the mix. Jessica’s dress was a disaster (like Cavalli gone very wrong, so it probably was Cavalli), but that girl looks beautiful in anything.

Decorated to transport the feel of the original New York Stork, you’ll find vintage art mixed with modern additions. The food is delightful in tapas portions so you don’t get weighed down before you head upstairs.

This place will hit it big. Get on the guest list now!

US:

Are you and Jess “friends” now? Maybe you, Jessica Simpson, and Don Henley can all gab about style together. You can snuggle up to Jess’s bosom and level with her about her Cavalli dress you’d happily wear if it were coming from your mom’s store.

PS: Maybe in your shallow little world, pretension is what “makes a night lounge fabulous” but not to most of us “little people” orbiting around you. Get REAL. Down to earth would make you seem much more attractive. Try THAT for a style tip.