There's Something About Mary: Mary Rambin is the Dr. Phil of Blogging

Guys never seem to regret breaking up with us, do they?

juliaallison:

Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but I think men are much more likely to close the door and lock it, whereas women will slam the door, then slowly turn the knob and open it just a crack, to see if anyone’s still on the other side (they never are). WHY IS THIS, aargghghhghg!?!

maryrambin:

I like sneaking back in for sex. They don’t seem to mind that :)

US:

two words: desperate slut whore