There's Something About Mary: Mary Rambin is the Dr. Phil of Blogging

maryrambin:

No, I don’t want to be first lady…think bigger. VP of Technation baby! I had tea today with an Editor from PC Magazine. Hell must have frozen over or I might actually have active brain cells.

(Photo credit: Caroline McCarthy via Facebook)

BTW, great pics of you from the party Caroline.

US:

Oh. My. God.

I am sitting here right now giggling hysterically hard as I type this. She makes it SO easy, doesn’t she? Think of sitting next to someone at a party or something, who turns and says this to you. My response would be to say, “Hell must have frozen over, love. Global warming is a bitch.” and walk away as fast as possible, before a camera could EVER present proof I had stood in such close proximity to this grotesque human being.

“No, I don’t want to be first lady…think bigger. VP of Technation baby!”

Um, what? Wait… *confused*

VP of where? If this is your pretend “tech” nation, wouldn’t you rather be the president rather than the VP? I mean it’s YOUR pretend nation. It doesn’t even EXIST. Even in your fantasies you see yourself as second fiddle to someone else. I think psychologically that’s very telling.

I wonder when she wrote this… did she think this was cute? Funny? No one I know would SAY something like this. EVER!

“I had tea today with an Editor from PC Magazine. Hell must have frozen over or I might actually have active brain cells.”

I would think to myself, ew this bitch is so insecure that she feels she has to impress me with who she had “tea” with rather than just being herself and letting that be enough. It doesn’t take very many brain cells to sit and blather this type of ignorant and embarrassing chatter. Why does she think having tea with someone ELSE who has brain cells means one might assume SHE has them? Only someone dumb as a rock would even think that way to begin with.