There's Something About Mary: Mary Rambin is the Dr. Phil of Blogging

Oh lord, I visited her Twitter:

• This twitter is pretty much just my headline. She posted it the next day. WTF is THAT supposed to mean, Scary?
• Scary shit talks the Frisky, retaliating of course to their article about her. "of course a gossip blog".
• What does it mean to use Facebook "strategically"?
• Mary thinks Rachel Ray looks like an idiot. I prefer Rachel Ray over you, Scary and that speaks volumes.
• Hey Mary, how about permanently?
• Mary questions her worth to someone who "just isn't that into her". I think she meant "interested IN".
• Mary Twitters from the pisser. Ew.
• I'm not sure what this really means, but it ain't pretty.
• It didn't take her long to blow her resolution, did it?
• Drunk, lonely, and pathetic.
• Starfuckers Inc.
• She wants you to be jealous.
• More drunken patheticness.
• All these posts about being drunk and liquor and all that makes me wonder if Scary has an alcohol problem. Would explain a lot of her wardrobe choices...
• Mary has bad hygiene habits and no one to care.
• One of her Sugar Daddies make Mary an offer.
• Mary claims someone "spotted" her. All things considered, that's just embarrassing for her. And what was our "style snob" wearing? Pajamas. Tres Chic.
• She thinks some guy she wants un-following her means... HE CARES. Um. Wow. Delusional.
• "Spotted" again. And in her "PJ's" again. In public. Walking around like that. Why is it anytime anyone sees her offline she's in pajamas unless there's an event or a TMI taping? PJ's is NOT "style".
• More depression.
• This is definitely one of my favorites. Scary insults the intelligence of an MBA grad and thinks she can teach someone how to "start a business". Her warped view of herself is palpable.
• Proof that you should be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it. Mary did.
• More pathetic desperation and rejection.