There's Something About Mary: Mary Rambin is the Dr. Phil of Blogging

Who's Drunker? - BacTrack Take 1 from Mary Rambin on Vimeo.

How did I miss this? Or is this, along with a ton of these other posts, backdated? Why on earth would she do that? Why not just post it when you post it? And if it’s for the companies, no one is going to see them if they are backdated. Or did you commit to posting these “reviews” by a certain day and just couldn’t get around to it. Because you were so busy. Working.

If I was in Vegas with girls like this I would ditch them and head out on my own. 26 years old and in Vegas with her best friends… and she blows a .05 and thinks thats the ”perfect amount of social drunk”???

“Holy Moly”

She has this way of insulting people around her without doing it directly, to where it’s almost hard to notice. Almost. like when Meg said “I must be the more drunk one” and Mary replies, “Obviously. That’s you.” and then proceeds to talk to her like she is 5. “Okay that’s good.”

Another highlight would be Mary threatening to become a stripper.

And her plan for dating in 09? Refuse to give your number to the one dope retarded enough to want it, unless he will submit to a breathalyzer first. Thereby eliminating the only cross section she’d have a shot with: drunk men. Looks like another lonely year for Scary.