Julia celebrated her 28th birthday with a "bicoastal birthday party", which she shared with Randi Zuckerberg. A few things to note. Tacky tacky matchy matchy sequined dresses (which I'm sure Julia didn't pay for) and plastic pumps. Headbands and earrings from Claire's or some such teeny bopper mall store. Pink and blue was the color scheme... but Meghan didn't wear pink or blue. Something else I find interesting is... with 4 photogs at each party... why was there not one picture of all three girls, "sisters", best friends... And the birthday cake had only Randy's name, though it was a "joint" party. The rumor mill has been spinning that there's a rift between the girls and I'm actually starting to believe it. Meghan looks miserable in almost every picture she's in and Mary seems to be laughing AT Julia and not with her.

Rachel Sklar: Um, get the fuck OFF me, you crazy bitch!

ME! Mememememememememememeeeeeee!

Julia finally gets some. Cupcakes.

JA does her best villian pose. Could she be any more vain? Is it even possible?
She looks like a wax figure.